What do you do with a drunken trashcan,
Early in the morning?

Leave it there until it sobers,
Leave it there…

Tie it to a tree and watch the fun,
Tie it to a tree…

Give it a dose of hydrant water,
Give it a dose…

March 16, 2007

March 16, 2007

Added: After seeing that Urban Dictionary page, I better clarify the thought that came to my mind when making up the second verse. I was picturing a trash can tied to a giant tree and the garbage truck trying to pick it up with its automatic arms. A silly thought for a silly song.