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Tell me these two cans don’t look like they’re planning some mischief. Hoodlums. Damn recycle can doesn’t even have the decency to put its lid on. See its bad influence on the trash can? Don’t believe those innocent blue sides. Hmmph.
October 19, 2007
November 9, 2007
“Lord, I was born a ramblin’ caaaan . . .” Think I’ll roll on over to that truck and do some real ramblin’.
September 14, 2007
These cans love nothing more than hot Sacramento summers. Sunny days make their wheels twitch and their lids bounce.
June 8, 2007
June 29, 2007
July 20, 2007
August 24, 2007
WANTED
Wheeled and Dangerous
Do not approach; call Sacramento City Solid Waste at once for assistance if you spot these cans roaming your streets.
March 30, 2007
April 27, 2007
May 25, 2007
What do you do with a drunken trashcan,
Early in the morning?
Leave it there until it sobers,
Leave it there…
Tie it to a tree and watch the fun,
Tie it to a tree…
Give it a dose of hydrant water,
Give it a dose…
March 16, 2007
Yes, I know trashcan is normally two words. So?
Added: After seeing that Urban Dictionary page, I better clarify the thought that came to my mind when making up the second verse. I was picturing a trash can tied to a giant tree and the garbage truck trying to pick it up with its automatic arms. A silly thought for a silly song.
