Just about had a heart attack this morning. First thing when we get up in the morning we let the cats in the garage in and out, to eat or poop, whichever. The garage’s outside door was left open. I go out to the garage, and there’s this huge ugly cat with a long pointy snout and a hairless tail. Oooohaaahhhuhhhhh, I groaned. The creature circled like it didn’t know where the outside door was, then left. Not running. Not scared. That was me.

That door’s not staying open when it’s dark outside any more. It’s not just the neighborhood cats freeloading off us, after all.